While the Metzger is Away.

I'll admit, I suck at social media. I have no clue how to use Tumblr or why I even have one, but I do. I blog for some reason, because what the hell else am I doing? I have a twitter I never use, except whenever I get a notification. What does this have to do with anything? I have no idea, but it helps explain why I only post shit every few months.

Anyway, I'm busy writing a collection of short horror stories, so I'll be blogging even less frequently, if that's at all possible.